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Old 12-23-2009 | 12:08 AM
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I challenge you to tell me why a crotch rocket is better than this 650cc Burgman.

This has-

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Has Suzuki Electronically Controlled Continuously Variable Transmission
Cavernous luggage spage that of your x girlfriends vagina.

Why dont I see more of these on the roads?
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Old 12-23-2009 | 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by DannyObrien


I challenge you to tell me why a crotch rocket is better than this 650cc Burgman.

Because you don't look like a fag on a sportbike.
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I could see a Jap getting a hold of this and turning it into something like...




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Originally Posted by DannyObrien


I challenge you to tell me why a crotch rocket is better than this 650cc Burgman.

This has-

ABS
Has Suzuki Electronically Controlled Continuously Variable Transmission
Cavernous luggage spage that of your x girlfriends vagina.

Why dont I see more of these on the roads?
Because its fucking gay, lame, boring, and every other undesirable adjective you could think of.

Scooters are fucking LAME. Its that simple.
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Old 12-23-2009 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BAMF
Because its fucking gay, lame, boring, and every other undesirable adjective you could think of.

Scooters are fucking LAME. Its that simple.
You wouldnt believe how many people have scooters on post.
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Originally Posted by DannyObrien
You wouldnt believe how many people have scooters on post.
So? We're not on post. And even if we were, so? We're bikers here, not scooter mods.

A Honda Rebel 250 > That 650 thing.
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Because they are like fat chicks. They're fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
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I'd pimp a Ruckus for rides down to the corner store and such. I'd just have to mod the heck out of it to make safe speeds
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Originally Posted by BAMF
Because its fucking gay, lame, boring, and every other undesirable adjective you could think of.

Scooters are fucking LAME. Its that simple.
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Originally Posted by DannyObrien
You wouldnt believe how many people have scooters on post.



don't ask don't tell.






and I like scooters, just not that gay ass shit. only 2 stroke 250cc's. I rode a guys 180cc scooter they call the dragster over seas somewhere. damn thing ran mid 13s in the 1/4 and I did 90 on it before I shut it down. bad ass little bitch. another friend took a beater 49cc one, milled the head, ported the fuck out of it. ran it on race gas and it rode the fuck out. he'd power wheel that down the street.


its all what you do with shit, 99% of scooter owners are like harley owners and can make anything look gay. I could figure out something fun to do with a tricycle.
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