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Old 03-18-2008 | 05:58 PM
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There's no other way to put this than by saying Ewww!!!!

Centava Dozier, a 21 year old female from Houston, TX got a very unexpected surprise after waking up from a nap aboard an American Airlines flight.

Dozier was on a flight from DFW International airport to Los Angeles, CA, to visit some family and friends. When the flight took off, she was sitting on an unoccupied row on the plane and decided to get some rest.

When she woke up, she found a sticky substance in her hair along with a man masturbating in the seat right next to her!!!!!!

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

According to reports, Dozier claims that when she went to ask the flight attendants for help and to have the pervert removed from the seat next to her and taken to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing.

Thankfully, the man was arrested when the plane landed though.

Dozeir has filed a $200,000 suit against American Airlines, claiming that a passenger masturbated next to her and then ejaculated in her hair while she slept, and that the crew failed to assist her afterwards.

Representatives for American Airlines maintain that their staff aboard the plane took appropriate action and had the individual arrested upon arrival.

Guess everyone is going to start thinking twice before falling asleep on a plane.

Let's just give thanks that the ejaculation didn't land in her mouth!
Old 03-18-2008 | 06:17 PM
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Meah....If it had, then she probably wouldn't have said anything and smiled. Maybe she was upset that it didn't make it to her mouth so she could taste this strangers baby batter.
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Old 03-18-2008 | 07:04 PM
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wow.thats just f'd up.
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Old 03-18-2008 | 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by limegreenneon
Let's just give thanks that the ejaculation didn't land in her mouth!
Bad aim, It happens to the best of us.
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 95coBraSVT
Maybe she was upset that it didn't make it to her mouth so she could taste this strangers baby batter.
Old 03-19-2008 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 95coBraSVT
Meah....If it had, then she probably wouldn't have said anything and smiled. Maybe she was upset that it didn't make it to her mouth so she could taste this strangers baby batter.
lol
Old 03-19-2008 | 04:53 AM
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He should have bought her flowers first!


no for real, A: what a freak

B: how did no one else notice this and say something,
was he playing with a slim jim or something?
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Originally Posted by racingrick
was he playing with a slim jim or something?
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! OMG LMAO!
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Old 03-19-2008 | 02:08 PM
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Absolutely awesome.
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Old 03-19-2008 | 02:14 PM
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He was Hi-JACKING the plane
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