Two guy's get pulled over. The driver know's he's going to jail, so he reach's in the back for the last beer and take's the bud light label off and stick's it on his forehead.... The officer come's up to the door and say's "sir have you been drinking tonight?"... The driver point's to his forehead and say's "Nope! I'm on the patch!"

A man walk's into the pharmacy and wander's up and down the aisles. A sale's girl notices him and ask "can I help you sir"? He respond's with "Sure! I'm looking for tampon's for my wife". She direct's him down the right aisle. A couple minute's later he dump's a huge bag of cotton ball's and a ball of string on the counter. The girl ask "I thought you were looking for tampon's sir...?" He say's, "well, it's like this. I sent her to the store for a carton of cigarettes, and she bring's back a tin of tobacco and rolling paper's; 'cause it's sooooo-ooo-ooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my my own... So does she!"

 

Calliente Resort (the local nudist resort in NPR) has discovered a hole in their wall. The police are looking into it.

 

Lol very subtle! I like.