Nissan's response to Porsche
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On a dark, stormy night in Stuttgart, on isolated and gloomy industrial area.. AKA Porsche headquarters.
Karl: "Kurt, ze GTR iz really fazter than ze turbo! vat kan ve do now?"
Kurt: "Lets bitch und whine until ve kan come up with somezing better! Call to ze kompanys propaganda department und tell them to tell liez!"
Karl: "But zey allready are doing zat!"
Kurt: "Go for bigger liez! Ve ar running out of ze options until ze 998 with 700bhp, 1200kg helium-carbonfiber konstruction komes out!"
Karl: "Jawohl! Bigger lies! hov about a claim that zee tirez weren't same as in ze production car?"
Kurt: "Eksellent idea! Go for it! Ze evolution beetle vill NOT loze to a hyped fat Datzun!"
Karl: "Oh, zat reminds me.. Who owns that GT-R in ze parking lot?"
Kurt: "err.. *shifty look, leans closer to Karl* It belongs to Ze Bozz.. He found it to be better than anything ve have came up with during last 40 yearz.. But don't spread zis."
Karl: "Kurt, ze GTR iz really fazter than ze turbo! vat kan ve do now?"
Kurt: "Lets bitch und whine until ve kan come up with somezing better! Call to ze kompanys propaganda department und tell them to tell liez!"
Karl: "But zey allready are doing zat!"
Kurt: "Go for bigger liez! Ve ar running out of ze options until ze 998 with 700bhp, 1200kg helium-carbonfiber konstruction komes out!"
Karl: "Jawohl! Bigger lies! hov about a claim that zee tirez weren't same as in ze production car?"
Kurt: "Eksellent idea! Go for it! Ze evolution beetle vill NOT loze to a hyped fat Datzun!"
Karl: "Oh, zat reminds me.. Who owns that GT-R in ze parking lot?"
Kurt: "err.. *shifty look, leans closer to Karl* It belongs to Ze Bozz.. He found it to be better than anything ve have came up with during last 40 yearz.. But don't spread zis."
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On a dark, stormy night in Stuttgart, on isolated and gloomy industrial area.. AKA Porsche headquarters.
Karl: "Kurt, ze GTR iz really fazter than ze turbo! vat kan ve do now?"
Kurt: "Lets bitch und whine until ve kan come up with somezing better! Call to ze kompanys propaganda department und tell them to tell liez!"
Karl: "But zey allready are doing zat!"
Kurt: "Go for bigger liez! Ve ar running out of ze options until ze 998 with 700bhp, 1200kg helium-carbonfiber konstruction komes out!"
Karl: "Jawohl! Bigger lies! hov about a claim that zee tirez weren't same as in ze production car?"
Kurt: "Eksellent idea! Go for it! Ze evolution beetle vill NOT loze to a hyped fat Datzun!"
Karl: "Oh, zat reminds me.. Who owns that GT-R in ze parking lot?"
Kurt: "err.. *shifty look, leans closer to Karl* It belongs to Ze Bozz.. He found it to be better than anything ve have came up with during last 40 yearz.. But don't spread zis."
Karl: "Kurt, ze GTR iz really fazter than ze turbo! vat kan ve do now?"
Kurt: "Lets bitch und whine until ve kan come up with somezing better! Call to ze kompanys propaganda department und tell them to tell liez!"
Karl: "But zey allready are doing zat!"
Kurt: "Go for bigger liez! Ve ar running out of ze options until ze 998 with 700bhp, 1200kg helium-carbonfiber konstruction komes out!"
Karl: "Jawohl! Bigger lies! hov about a claim that zee tirez weren't same as in ze production car?"
Kurt: "Eksellent idea! Go for it! Ze evolution beetle vill NOT loze to a hyped fat Datzun!"
Karl: "Oh, zat reminds me.. Who owns that GT-R in ze parking lot?"
Kurt: "err.. *shifty look, leans closer to Karl* It belongs to Ze Bozz.. He found it to be better than anything ve have came up with during last 40 yearz.. But don't spread zis."
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