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Old 12-16-2006 | 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by URFUCT
*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.
that sucks, time for some valtrex
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Old 12-16-2006 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by URFUCT
*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.
Your girl WAS clean
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Old 12-16-2006 | 11:15 PM
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lol, You are the coolest fucking person on tamparacing I was eating soup and I had to spit it out when I got to the bottom of the thread. Rep for you lol.
Old 12-17-2006 | 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by URFUCT
*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.
hey herpes is a small price to pay for getting out of a street racing ticket and a night in jail.
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Old 12-17-2006 | 11:43 AM
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yea lol hey i heard there was a fight at the causeway and some guy got stipped is it true??
Old 12-18-2006 | 10:48 AM
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dude thats fucking nasty.
I think i just threw up.
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Old 12-20-2006 | 04:06 PM
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Did you tickle his balls Will
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Old 03-20-2007 | 09:23 AM
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Damn...you should have just punched him in the baby maker.
Old 03-20-2007 | 05:36 PM
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This is from december.
Old 03-20-2007 | 08:06 PM
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Heck naw AWD im either breakin my car or im dipping out on him peace
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