So Im heading home from the bridge and some drunk yuppies in a is300 Lexus on Westshore start fucking with me, they are laughing and flooring it and shit like they just left a strip club, just to show of I went ahead and cornfield them fuckers just to show them where they stand but in the process we both went flying past a cop going the opposite direction. He immediatley turns around and hits his lights and Im like "FUCK"!!! So I turn down Cypress and haul ass into a office complex and turn my car off and just sit for a few minutes. Next thing I know I see flashing lights from around the corner, but they are orangish, here comes the rent-a-cop in a white ford ranger with lights on top. He blocks my car in next to the building and says "I assume your part of the reason why cops are patrolling this area with their spotlights on". Its an older black security guard so I figured he'd be cool with me and I say "kinda". He says some bullshit like its his civil duty to let the cops know Im sitting there and that he could lose his job if he doesnt report it blah blah blah.... Then he says but I will cut you some slack if you can do me a 'favor' and gives me a wierd look and is grinning. Im like "WTF is this guy talking about", he says it like 3 more times in a round-a-bout way talking about a 'favor' and that I have too much to lose if he gets the cops over here, then he fucking unzips his zipper. Im like "fuck it", its not like Ive never done it before, so I give him his 'favor' (which took like 20 fucking minutes of hell) It really sucked, this dude dropped a huge load in my mouth, it felt like he hadnt cum in about 6 months, but he finally moved his truck out of the way..... so tonight kinda sucked (literally) but at least Im not sitting at Falkenburg waiting to get bailed out so it wasnt too bad, id do it again if it came down to it.

 

 

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