HEY!!!!!!!
i had just finished putting the alisson T250 trubine in my miata and had pulled out for a test drive. the car drove great! but the 125+db exhaust was something to be worked on.... i went to pepboys and got a resonating tips for it.. ahhhh under 100db... anyhow.. as i pullled out of the lot here comes this lime green 85 crx with a powered by acura sticker on it 18 blades a nitrous bottle on the roof turbo out the grill 5 tailpipes (not four) each window was tinted a different color type R license plate ont he front curb feelers clear taillights on one side altezza on the other hood scoops on the doors triple blitzkrieg combat jeet-kun doe euchi rui tae kwon doe JDM spoiler on the back gutted interiorneons all around hittin the switches gittin thah bitches too low for fat hoes windshield banner clubSi sticker -clad goosing-the-throttle-in-first-gear-while-i-roll.... coming right for me.. naturally he revved at the light.. i looked over.. checked the temp of my stators.. revved it up to 30000 and held the hydraulic drive shut.... under the rumble of the trubine i could hear him hold the throttle against the redline.... putz. the light turned green and he launched... i let him get about 30 car lenghts on me when i let off the line lock lit the burners and hit 0-365 in less than 2 seconds... gotta love that turbine ricer flyby..i hit the hazards and somewhere around light speed all time stopped.. thank god HWY 60 stretches pretty far... when i finally let off.. i stopped soemwhere between WW IV and the next ice age... damn it! there comes a price for speed... so i went the other way and did a grand stand launch.. my only spectator was an innuit women i affectionately called hairy .. she waved good bye while clubbing a seal and i hit light speed again somewhere in under 2 seconds or so.. man that turbine loves that cold air! when i stopped i was back in the pep boys parking lot... same time as before.. i slwoly pulled out onto HWY 60 and here came this this lime green 85 crx with a powered by acura sticker on it 18 blades a nitrous bottle on the roof turbo out the grill............
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RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
same thing happened to me except it was a yugo with the same mods but it was pink also it said big girls need love too on the windshield
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RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
just trying to keep my happy little thread at the top
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RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
RIP Tim. i miss you, buddy
Well once my hat flew off my head so i chased it down..it was pulling away but my vtec etnies kicked in and I satrted to gain on him man the bitch was using the wind to rollike bitch. But then he got caufght up in atree and I tried to stop but my shoes apparently have new si brakesand I just slid for a while...
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lets not forget about my happy little post here still smiling baby
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I got spanked by a minivan one time on US41. I think it was a nissan quest.
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By the way I am new here fresh meat I suppose lol. Here is one from my 240 list
Sienna minivan with my Odyssey !!! hahahahaha
Heading up a twisty steep hill on my way home the other day in the new
2001 Ody and lo and behold a new Sienna in the inside lane jockeying
around traffic to get a shot up this 1 mile twisty 2 lane road.
Thought...what the hell - the vans almost broken in so time to let
the V-Tec rip
Sure enough as the Sienna punches it off the line at the last stoplight
at the bottom of the hill I see the condensation in his tailpipe drip
out as his front end lifts and whats that ?..I hear a bit of tire
chirp ?..hmmmmmmmm
hehe... never one to back down from a challenge I drop the shifter down
hard reminescent of the days of old (3 on the tree) and tromp on the
gas and feel the traction control pulse as the front Michelin tires are
grasping for traction in my racing steed. The Toy jumps the gun as
I wasnt sure he was going to punch it off the line but as the Odys
paws find traction as it lurches into 2nd gear I slowly but steadily
lurch onto the tail of the unsuspecting Toy. First major corner and I
remain behind the ominous brown Sienna with driver checking his rear
view mirror surprised he is being challenged at his hill supremecy.
Quick straight shoot to the next set of twisties and I decide to show
the racing Sienna that the H on the front hood is not just for hot
but that I have a racing legend to uphold. Pull out to the right curb
lane and start a daring Villenueve outside pass on the screaching and
straining Toy with driver glancing out of the corners of his eyes
unable to grasp the comprehension of this new kid that thinks he can
pull an outside pass on the king (is that brown leather driving gloves I
see on the Toy driver ?!!) Pitch the van in the next right gotta
remember front wheel drive and actually try to pitch the van in pretty
hard (humour me guys...Im used to my 240s and RX7s and other RWD
cars that I drift at 80+mph !) and get to the apex before the toy and
KNOW I have him on the next set of twisties... as I can see the track
is clear ahead of us and can plot my entry and apexes with clear vision
ahead of me. Vtec a screaming and Ody a pulling away from the Toy and
I can almost hear a disgruntled Toy owner cursing the Honda marque as he
is no longer king of the hill !!! TEE HEE HEE !!
(its been so damn long since Ive raced anyone hell Ill even take a
van vs van race...... man its scary growing old !!) hahahahaha - wife
just shaking her head as I was beaming and boasting of my kill to her
!! hehe (got me in the mood to work more on my race cars this weekend
!!)
Now.... once I slam the van put 18s on it and the exhaust ...I may
very well HAVE to stick the spare NOS bottle on it cuz I know Ill be
challenged more often ~!! hahahaha :0
Thatd be pretty hilarious.... put a 75 shot of NOS in the van and once
youre rolling along youd probably scare a few cars that would
normally trounce on my Ody !! hehe(evil cackle)
sigh....... don
http://www.pdm-racing.com
Ill be sure to add some of mine when I get a chance.
Later all
Ebsuku
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Sienna minivan with my Odyssey !!! hahahahaha
Heading up a twisty steep hill on my way home the other day in the new
2001 Ody and lo and behold a new Sienna in the inside lane jockeying
around traffic to get a shot up this 1 mile twisty 2 lane road.
Thought...what the hell - the vans almost broken in so time to let
the V-Tec rip
Sure enough as the Sienna punches it off the line at the last stoplight
at the bottom of the hill I see the condensation in his tailpipe drip
out as his front end lifts and whats that ?..I hear a bit of tire
chirp ?..hmmmmmmmm
hehe... never one to back down from a challenge I drop the shifter down
hard reminescent of the days of old (3 on the tree) and tromp on the
gas and feel the traction control pulse as the front Michelin tires are
grasping for traction in my racing steed. The Toy jumps the gun as
I wasnt sure he was going to punch it off the line but as the Odys
paws find traction as it lurches into 2nd gear I slowly but steadily
lurch onto the tail of the unsuspecting Toy. First major corner and I
remain behind the ominous brown Sienna with driver checking his rear
view mirror surprised he is being challenged at his hill supremecy.
Quick straight shoot to the next set of twisties and I decide to show
the racing Sienna that the H on the front hood is not just for hot
but that I have a racing legend to uphold. Pull out to the right curb
lane and start a daring Villenueve outside pass on the screaching and
straining Toy with driver glancing out of the corners of his eyes
unable to grasp the comprehension of this new kid that thinks he can
pull an outside pass on the king (is that brown leather driving gloves I
see on the Toy driver ?!!) Pitch the van in the next right gotta
remember front wheel drive and actually try to pitch the van in pretty
hard (humour me guys...Im used to my 240s and RX7s and other RWD
cars that I drift at 80+mph !) and get to the apex before the toy and
KNOW I have him on the next set of twisties... as I can see the track
is clear ahead of us and can plot my entry and apexes with clear vision
ahead of me. Vtec a screaming and Ody a pulling away from the Toy and
I can almost hear a disgruntled Toy owner cursing the Honda marque as he
is no longer king of the hill !!! TEE HEE HEE !!
(its been so damn long since Ive raced anyone hell Ill even take a
van vs van race...... man its scary growing old !!) hahahahaha - wife
just shaking her head as I was beaming and boasting of my kill to her
!! hehe (got me in the mood to work more on my race cars this weekend
!!)
Now.... once I slam the van put 18s on it and the exhaust ...I may
very well HAVE to stick the spare NOS bottle on it cuz I know Ill be
challenged more often ~!! hahahaha :0
Thatd be pretty hilarious.... put a 75 shot of NOS in the van and once
youre rolling along youd probably scare a few cars that would
normally trounce on my Ody !! hehe(evil cackle)
sigh....... don
http://www.pdm-racing.com
Ill be sure to add some of mine when I get a chance.
Later all
Ebsuku
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good one Ebsuku and welcome to tr.com. i have a buddy here in bradenton who also has an odyssey and i am sure he would be ready and willing to take any challenge from you my new friend once again welcome and happy posting!
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teal 94 integra gsr 99 saw blades aem intake &cam gears. moderating since sep. 2000
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teal 94 integra gsr 99 saw blades aem intake &cam gears. moderating since sep. 2000
skunk 2 coilovers